today is the first day of my life.: Archive

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I just got asked to do a speech at the Michigan...

Dec 27th

You Know You’re Trans When: #4 You trip over your...

Dec 27th

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Anonymous asked: lemme getchyo diiiiiick.
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Dec 27th

Anonymous asked: lemme getchyo diiiiiick.
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bluealice: dangerouslycoldtea: nyanko-sensei: devilwouldntrecognizeyou: Go to Google Images Search 241543903 wut what. woah the fuck?

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Reblog if you're pretty sure that you'll be on...

Dec 25th

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Sorry for the baby spam.

They’re just too fucking cute! I couldn’t help it. I want one so bad.. it sucks. I mean yeah, I have my nephew, but he’s not mine. No blood relation at all. I can’t wait to have tiny fingers holding mine to know I will forever be there for them and that they need me as much as I need them. It just fucking kills me inside to know that no matter what I won’t have a...

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

The best thing to hear for christmas is "I think...

Thanks dad for another wonderful holiday…

Dec 24th

Boy: Make a C with your right hand .
Girl: Okayyyyy.*makes a C.*
Boy: *Smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.*
Girl: A heart?
Boy: No. My stomach. And its empty, make me a sandwich.

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astoldbynigger: awhyeaheddy: nodl: ...

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Dec 23rd

When people logoff on you without saying bye.

Dec 23rd

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I really wish I could kill the sexiest person...

distinctmemory: iwillylovecats: lucyintheskyy: LOL wow. lololololol

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Apparently Furbies were programmed to start...

boxersandbras: kathleenalice: They didn’t learn. They didn’t listen. Childhood ruined. oh my god imagine if they did learn though. Oh shit that would be creepy i’m glad those little fuckers weren’t actually sentient beings. mine was a dud then. damn.

Dec 22nd

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